As regular readers of WoF know, the past few days, I've been ranting about the damned user fee proposal, so now I need to take a step back from the abyss, inhale deeply, and chill for a while.
So to the Internets I went to find that chill, and discovered that the amount of aviation humor out there is endless. Here are a few nuggets I found:
The three worst things to hear in the cockpit is when...From ahajokes.com's aviation section:
The second officer says, "Oh shit!"
The first officer says, "I have an idea!"
The captain say, "Hey, watch this!”
After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.There is plenty of aviation humor to be found on Thirty Thousand Feet, a damn decent web directory, including this classic from Tetsuji's Aviation Jokes.
Conversation between a pilot and an AME:I had to read that last one a couple of times before it hit me. O.K., now back to our regularly scheduled programming.
Doctor: Turn right and cough.
Doctor: Thank you. When was your last sexual experience?
Pilot: Well...ah..about 1957.
Doctor: Kinda been a while ago, hasn't it?
Pilot: Yes...but..I had to leave at 2005 to come over here.